There’s nothing like a thick juicy kebab after a night out. Your poor drunk soul just pleasures in the morbid, greasy stuff.
But it’s all part of the fun. And while you’re expected to forget the fast food memories on the morning after the night before, (unless you had a side order of diarrhoea) Moya Lothian-McLean was reminded she absolutely paid a visit to her local kebab shop.
That’s because she found some pretty outstanding photographs of questionable models on her phone. She’d forgotten that she scored a whole photoshoot down the local chippy the night before. The resulting pictures are pretty great.
‘I thought it was hilarious. Usually I can remember everything from a night out (usually to my embarrassment) so discovering I’d somehow snapped a series of high-quality pics was a real surprise’ she tells Metro.co.uk.
‘The most I’ve ever blanked out before is sending mortifying tweets about boys whilst under the influence and that’s more of a repression situation. ‘I just hope that I can access this hidden talent when I’m sober.’
The 22-year-old from London posted the impromptu photoshoot on her Twitter which got over 18,000 likes. Users recognised the much-loved shop and thought the models were rocking the shoot.
Some commended Moya’s camera quality for capturing the images with such clarity. She snapped the pics using a Google Pixel 2 XL, saying the camera is ‘insane’. The models of Ali Baba’s Dalston might not even be mindful of their new-found fame as she revealed she hasn’t gone back to the kebab shop, something she only does when on a night out.
They’re such beautiful shots. It’s making me all “photograph me like one of your kebab men”
— Constance Rimmer (@PigletParker) February 17, 2018
ALI BABA’S DALSTON! YES! THE BOYS! https://t.co/o2kkO2jtLW
— Hamegg Braid (@sparklingpiss) February 18, 2018
Passed out fully clothed last night for the first time but somehow also managed to upload a full photoset from my local kebab place which I don’t remember either doing or taking in the first place pic.twitter.com/KQ93zUAoGN
— cardio b 🚨 (@moya_lm) February 17, 2018
Others simply investigated whether she did any eating during the shoot – after all it seems a shame to pass down a cheeky kebab. But she did assure users that she finished a whole kebab, not that she remembers any of it. Who knows what hidden talents we all possess in a drunken state?