A bizarre man walks into a local shop stark naked and casually helps himself with two bottles of beer. It’s simply outrageously hilarious.
CCTV Footage from Poland is reported to show the shoplifter strolling into the store in broad daylight in the small town of Suwalki, northeast Poland.
The naked guest opens the fridge and picks out three bottles of his liking, and leaves a shop assistant too shocked to take any action immediately.
According to local police, the 33-year-old nude then went to another shop where he pinched a packet of cigarettes before heading to a bar to order some food.
He was arrested while sitting outside waiting for his order and drinking beer, it’s not clear if he was still naked at this point.
Police spokeswoman Eliza Sawko told local media: ‘Officers were already looking for him in relation to the earlier shoplifting.
‘A breath test showed 1.5 pints of alcohol in his blood.
‘After being stopped by officers the man was taken away to sober up.’
After sobering up in the town’s drunk tank overnight the man showed some remorse for his robbery.
Police say he burst out crying and returned to the shop to pay for the beer he had taken.
Police spokeswoman Eliza Sawko added he claimed to have no idea why he had stolen the beer nor why he was naked.
She said: ‘He has been charged with theft and indecent public exposure.’